“I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired, that I couldn’t even find work as an elf. That’s when you know you’re a failure.”
Illyria Theatre Company presents
THE SANTALAND DIARIES
By David Sedaris
Support your local, non-profit, professional theatre, Illyria Theatre Company, by purchasing tickets to our adults-only holiday show!
You won’t want to miss this naughty, snarky, hilarious glimpse into the world of a 30-something, jaded Macy’s department store elf as he regales the audience with tales of his experiences and shenanigans while on the job!
Buy tickets here: www.illyriatheatrecompany.com
We hope to see you at the show! Play on!